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We like to think of ourselves as pretty adventurous creatures. We’ll throw back a few fried turkey testicles if the mood strikes, or dunk our heads in a vat of warm urine for a couple hundred bucks. Unfortunately, there are times when our adventurous actions are backed with good intentions, and go completely unappreciated. Like putting icy hot on our babe’s vibrator, for instance.
We were scrolling through Reddit today when we came across a perfect example of such unappreciated situations, posted by a married dude in Vermilion. We’re assuming his wife is a fellow semi-adventurous type, seeing as how she owns a vibrator. How do we know such intimate details of this woman’s life? It was written up in the local newspaper, everyone knows.
See, this daring dude decided to put Icy Hot on her love taco toy out of the goodness of his heart. You know, for “pleasure.” It turns out she wasn’t a huge fan of the idea, and a divorce is currently pending.
There are still lots of gray areas in this situation, because we’re not entirely sure if the massive vibrator misunderstanding is what drove them to split up for good. If the dude was actually trying to torture his wife with an Icy Hot vagina, then yes– he deserves the divorce, and much more. Consider the possibilitiy, though, that maybe his wife just ran out of lube, and he was trying to help out a lady friend with whatever was lying around. If that’s the case, we totally get it. Mayo, lotion or Icy Hot, we get it.
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