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We’re tired of these glamorized sex scenes in movies — the truth is that sex is awkward and weird sometimes, and we love when movies get it right. There’s nothing quite like a painfully awkward sex scene in a movie, whether it’s played for laughs or for discomfort. We’ve collected a list of the most awkward sex scenes in movies, ranging from the hilarious to the embarrassing, cringe-worthy, and hard to watch.
So your wife took some of her own genetic material and combined it with animal DNA to create a new creature that you guys are raising like your own daughter. But then your daughter grows up and amid the marsupial, reptilian, and cat-like features are some human ones, like breasts and female reproductive organs — what do you do? Have sex with her, of course. Adrien Brody having sex with the Dren creature from ‘Splice’ is definitely awkward — she’s kind of like his daughter and she’s also pretty much an animal, which makes this scene some terrifying combo of bestiality and inon Man’
Sylvester Stallone is woken from cryo-sleep to help the police in the future catch the most dangerous criminal in existence, but things are pretty different in the future. For instance, when you use the bathroom, instead of toilet paper there are three mysterious seashells (and we will never know what was up with that). And you don’t have physical contact during sex because of disease and the risk of pregnancy (smart) — instead you don some virtual reality helmets, like Sly does with Sandra Bullock, and things get really weird.
Judd Apatow’s comedy provides an honest look at pregnancy, and as such features a scene that helps us understand what it’s like to have sex when you’re pregnant. Don’t act like you’ve never wondered. It’s about as sweaty and uncomfortable as we imagined — Allison (Katherine Heigl) is incredibly self-conscious about her much rounder body, while Ben (Seth Rogen) is terrified that by having sex with her he’ll somehow “poke” the baby, even though that’s pretty much impossible. The combination of neuroses is disastrous, leaving both parties frustrated and dissatisfied.
‘Howard the Duck’
And then there was that time that Lea Thompson almost had sex with a giant duck. In ‘Howard the Duck,’ an alien duck with a fondness for cigars is beamed to Earth, where Lea Thomspon takes him in. In this scene, the pair joke about hooking up, but things almost become very real when Thompson starts putting the moves on her new duck friend. Thankfully, she’s stopped before she can take her top off and go too far. The 80s were a strange time.
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